General Discussion

Good morning from west Texas

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:27:37 +0000

Hope everyone has a good start

GOOD MORNING 1

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:26:04 +0000

Good morning Sully and Tommy

Current status

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:24:34 +0000

Where I am it’s windy and rainy and chilly, and I’m snugged up on my sofa with a cosy throw blanket and a snoozing bulldog footwarmer. I just had crumpets with pineapple jam and am finishing my tea. Spotify is playing, and I’m in no rush to do anything.

What’s up with you?

On this day in history

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:01:31 +0000

This thread comes at the suggestion of a very smart lady @submissively speaking.
I'll continue as long as I can find headlines to inform.

Newbies Introduce Yourself Here [newcumers]

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 10:34:48 +0000

A sister thread to Richief's Road Map to XNXX

This is the thread for Newcumers to introduce themselves.

Before you do anything, pleas have a look here https://area-porno.net/s__forum/help/ to learn about this forum.

Go on and give us your best ..or worst .."hello". If you'd like ..tell us a bit about yourself and what you're hoping to find/thinking you'll enjoy at XNXX.

And ..if you have...

Newbies Introduce Yourself Here [newcumers]

Throbbing

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 10:02:43 +0000

Super horny message me

Dance moves you wish you had

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:30:06 +0000

You have to go back 42 years to pick up these moves and groves....

I hope I’m doing this correctly

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:10:23 +0000

Post number 3

The 1970's in Song

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:10:05 +0000

Fairly simple:

I am starting three new threads. "The 196os"; "The 1970s" and "The 1980s".

I will be posting appropriate music relevant to each decade.

7 tunes to start:

"Rock & Roll Outlaw"---Foghat

You’re drunk!

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:00:13 +0000

What kind of a drunk are you? Happy or hostile? Friendly or fiendish? Violent or…some other V word?

Where’s the no sleep crew?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 07:47:12 +0000

I really hate going to sleep. If I didn’t have to sleep I wouldn’t. Does anyone else feel this way?

Thread Nostalgia

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:43:45 +0000

Let’s go down Memory Lane.
Post anything nostalgic that reminds you of those feel good, old days growing up. thx

Anzac Day

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:43:44 +0000

Tomorrow New Zealand and Australia pause to remember the fallen Men and Women who gave to lives in the services in all conflicts all over the world, lest we forget

Funny random stupid shit

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:42:08 +0000

There's some things I always want to share with you guys but can never think of a good place to post it so here's a place to post fun y random stupid shit that's not a meme or funny animal or stand up comic because we have threads for that.

Like how about this old news report from 7 years ago.

Funny Animal Posts for GD

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:29:01 +0000

Just a place to post funny and adorable animal posts and stories.

Things that don't piss you off, but are annoying.

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 01:43:01 +0000

Why get pissed off and raise your blood pressure for annoyances?
I.e those that don't understand sarcasm and it goes wayyyyyyyy over their heads or they take it at his face value!
PM senders that don't have no in their vocabulary.
Batteries running out at an inopportune moment (vibrators, television remotes, phones etc)
Another shopper taking the last item on sale that you particularly wanted.
I'm sure you've got more that many of us can empathise with

What are you wearing today?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 01:36:57 +0000

Self explanatory.

I get asked this so much I figured I may as well make a thread

How was your day?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 01:32:04 +0000

Was it a good day or bad? Did you do anything fun? Did you bake a cake or have an orgy? Did you go to the beach or suck a dick? Let’s hear it

How did you sleep last night?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 01:02:07 +0000

Did you sleep soundly, or were you up all night having fun?

Best Gifs in GD.

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:59:35 +0000

Post the best GD GIF you have.

Name one thing that made you laugh today

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:57:05 +0000

Name one thing that made you smile today is a fun thread that’s been going strong for years, that we all enjoy. But what about those daily things that make you laugh? Every day there’s at least one thing that made me laugh.

So what made you laugh today?

Have a laugh... Post those funny memes here!

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:50:51 +0000

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ship Dali which hit Baltimore bridge was "unseaworthy" according to news report (just heard)

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:49:35 +0000

Anyone got any more on this ?

Baltimore Ship Lost Power and Sent Mayday Call Just Before Bridge Disaster

‘DIRE EMERGENCY’
Dan Ladden-Hall
News Correspondent

Josh Fiallo
Breaking News Reporter

Updated Mar. 26, 2024 7:20PM EDT Published Mar. 26, 2024 4:16AM EDT
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What's the last thing you bought?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:24:25 +0000

What's the last thing you bought?

A new nightgown. (And Lainie didn't even notice. >_< )

XNXX Recipe Thread - Part Deux

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:18:24 +0000

The first one went astray, so let’s try again.

Please use this to post your recipes for others to try your favorite meals or desserts. If you have a picture of the final result, be sure to add it.

I’ll start it off with my recent sandwich recipe:

Italian Beef Sandwiches

3 lb Chuck roast (boneless is preferred, but bone in adds flavor)
12 Ciabatta rolls
12 slices of Mozzarella cheese

2 C of Garlic/Basil Marinara Sauce
1 Tsp Crystal hot sauce (or your choice)
1 Tbsp Italian Seasoning
2...

XNXX Recipe Thread - Part Deux

What's for dinner?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:09:33 +0000

I'm baking some Atlantic wild salmon under a maple/pistachio crust, serving with asparagus and a tomato/cuke salad made from produce from my garden.

What about you? Whatcha cookin'?

What’s for breakfast?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 22:33:36 +0000

Today I had my favorite, sans the home fries.
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A Road Map to XNXX

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 22:13:57 +0000

A Road Map to XNXX
created by Richief

Welcome and remember you can never escape.

General Discussion

This was designed as a place where we can rationally discuss all topics. In reality it is a place where we argue and fight like children in a school-yard, we will scream and spit,create alliances and break them with wild abandon. Occasionally socks run wild and appear to be taking over the board. There is nothing that we will not row over, except for spammers...

A Road Map to XNXX

to be able to

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:30:01 +0000

Just singin'...

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:00:40 +0000

Whose the leader of the club thats great for you and me, M-I-C-K-E-Y, MOUSE...Hay there, high there, hoe there, your as welcome as can be, M-I-C...see ya real soon, K-E-Y...why, because we like you, M-O-U-S-E!

Thread for sexy geeks

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 19:39:49 +0000

If you woke up tomorrow in your favourite universe, what character would you most likely be. Not who would you LIKE to be, but who represents you the most.

Random thoughts thread

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 19:05:48 +0000

What's on your mind?

Pick up lines

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:58:01 +0000

What’s your best/worst pick up line you’ve used or heard. Plus any cheesy or funny ones you’ve got.

Name one thing that made you smile today?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:48:24 +0000

Well mine was seeing a red kite perch in a tree in my garden and it flew low over me and called out and flew away

What are you reading now?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:23:07 +0000

For those who still read books?

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Inspirational quotes

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:18:28 +0000

I'm going absolutely mad these days staying home but really trying to stick to my goals. I think we need an inspirational message board. Where we throw cheesy quotes out there but also pick eachother up!!!

⭐️Best (or worst) movie casting⭐️

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:14:07 +0000

What movie have you seen where the actor they cast was perfect for the role? Or absolute shite for the role?

Favourite Lyrics

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 18:11:18 +0000

What are some of your favourite lyrics and the songs they’re from?

Tell Me Something Interesting

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 17:55:40 +0000

Tell Me Something Interesting aka I Don't Wanna Search the Internet aka The More You Know aka As A Matter of Fact aka Let's Find Out! ..and so on ..

I've had a lot of luck posing this question lately.

So far I've got:

@Arquebus with ..pirates wore eyepatches so that they'd always have one eye adjusted to darkness. This way ..when they went below deck ..they could switch the eyepatch to the other eye to see more clearly.

And ..the human eye can see more shades of green...

Tell Me Something Interesting

Do you remember your dreams?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 17:42:28 +0000

Do you remember your dreams? Can you pause them and even rewind them sometimes?

I can remember most of my dreams. Now and then I have control of them. I can pause them to look at something closer or even rewind them if I miss something. I have always been able to do that.

I am also to an extent able to control if I have nightmares. There are times I can wake myself up before one happens.